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Weaad arrll arbarht it!!!
What can you say, it’s not like it can be hid under a hat or stuffed up your jumper
Did they have to dig a pit?
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
“Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”
What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them. Read the rest of this entry
Gorillas In The Mist
wednesday 9th July

and speaking in a plummy accent….

maybe get one of those ridiculous dogs….
already got one….
“I wonder just how deep it is”

Think I’ll have to get a pair of welly’s
What’s for tea, Mummy? Maggots on toast???
Sprog2 and Bonehead looking for ponies over the Wye Valley
Found the ponies, although they didn’t come to see us today, looks like they’re settling in
Told you it was getting arty, I’ll have to have a lie down
And still more, “Black! BLACK!! YOU LOCK Me sit in the cellar and feed me Pins!!”
I do apologise, still Bonehead was very good up to this point, she played with a black lab called ‘Digby’, although he wasn’t the biggest dog in the world, nor was he an OES? then obviously she had to sit in the muddiest(only) puddle she could find

God this dog smells sometimes
Dog & Sprog2 on a pony hunt
Excellent thinks we.. wild mountain ponies, so off we go, can you see a pony in this picture?
No?…. neither can I, try the next one then
That’s right a whole herd of invisible green ponies… Ha!!! Sprog2 then started moaning about a lack of said ponies and the usual… “but it takes a long time” could be heard coming from his mouth. Sprog2 and Bonehead then decided to wander off while I pratted about with the camera. Then it’s time to go back to the car to pick up Sprog1 from school
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When…….. smack in the middle of the path back…… Bonehead develops small/far away problems and is kept on a tight leash, Sprog 2 realises they are much bigger than him so the three of us shuffle up the track to the gate with four ponies traipsing along behind doing the “any sugar guv?”, “could do with an apple…” tricks instead they had to make do with rubbing noses with Bonehead thru’ the gate
One last photo and we headed off back to the car
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