The Sand Dance

In the best tradition of broadcasting we must start with a warning run away now

People of a nervous disposition look away now, what you are about to see takes light entertainment back to the dark ages and is directly responsible for the likes of Bruce Forsyth, Simon Cowell, and that odious pile of pappekak Piers Morgan – this video contains no strobe lighting, it just feels like it with George waving the spotlight around

There’s also a Can Can but I’m not sure you’re ready for that yet,  I’m not sure that anybody is (it’s here but I won’t tell if you don’t).

On a more serious note the performers practiced for all of 9 minutes and raised over £1000 for Help for Heroes so well done them – just wear boxer shorts the next time, Wilson & Keppel did, they did NOT wear grey stripey Y-fronts.

I think that generally you just HAD to be there