Match of the Day

The Toxic Monkey’s first football match. A resounding 14 – 1 win for the Kingfishers. Carnage ensued

Weaad arrll arbarht it!!!

What can you say, it’s not like it can be hid under a hat or stuffed up your jumper

 

 

 

 

Did they have to dig a pit?

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?

“Look, a herd of elephants in the distance”

What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses

Nothing. He doesn’t recognize them.

He Scores Goals Galore, He Scores Goals

Today was Child Twos first football training session so at 10am there we were down at the ‘Chippy’ a mere 14  hrs after freezing my b*****s off for two hours the previous evening while Child One had his training session (why can’t they have training at the same time?) – We appear to have a new ‘Ginger Ninja’ on our hands,

• first the warm-up nothing special there
• next take penalties, slams penalty into the corner
• the match, scores three goals
• ploughs into opponents scattering them to the four winds (only slightly late arriving)
• casually trips opponent from behind & then jogs past him

separated at birth?

Let’s Go Fly A Kite….

(depending on prevalent weather conditions) Welcome to the Monmouth Kite Festival, can you spot what’s missing from this photo…. can you…. come on it’s not that hard,….I’m waiting….. give up? Kites, that’s what’s missing, KITES. there’s no wind so there’s no kites, ho-hum (there was still the Falconry display & Parachute Display Team & micro-lites & some very strong cider… but no bloody kites.